I still need to see this film!!

OH YES you do, it’s amazing!!!!

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it


Imagine Groot wearing clothes

he did in some of the comics and cartoons

Saw “Guardians of the Galaxy” again, and that stupid, lovable, heroic, dumb, heartwarming idiot walking tree still has my heart, 


things that make sense in physics

  • inclined plane
  • pulley
  • screw

things that should not be working but do anyway

  • a gun firing even though there is no power source
  • fridge making things cold when its power source is electricity which is hot
  • magnets
  • leap years
  • how come we haven’t deciphered any animals language completely yet
  • megaphones being loud

Well, a gun fires a bullet because the anvil strikes the bullet, causing combustion in the bullet which causes it to blow its end and the bullet flies out. Also, A fridge uses electricity to run a compressor that pumps refrigerant throughout a system of pipes, and a fan blows air across the evaporator, which gets really cold, and therefore cold air keeps your food cold. The rest is up for debate.

(via randymaverick)

"I don’t know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier.”

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This will be a day long remembered.  It has seen the end of Kenobi, it will soon see the end of the Rebellion.

(via starwarsfuckyeah)